modogoblin:

when you’ve been doing a good job of avoiding news about one of your favourite artists being in a bad scandal bc it makes you sad but then you open YouTube to find one of your favourite commentary YouTubers made a video about the situation so you watch it and go down a rabbit hole or articles and news and catch yourself up on the drama and now you feel real real bad and might throw up 👍🏻

creepymutelilbugger:

brightlotusmoon:

welpnotagain:

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

adhd is so funny it’s like being possessed but with myself

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

Ah, a classic.

0v9:

Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust

Is it depression, anxiety, or a legitimate physical health problem? Ursula may never know!

nyancrimew:

reblog if kiss girl ?

froggosalad:

trindel as that one barbie and ken image

is-the-19thcentury-man-okay:

I don’t know what 19th century man needs to hear this, but your whiskers look splendid and manly, your check trousers are neat and becoming, and you have just enough macassar oil in your hair. You should put that piece of bijouterie on your watch-chain, it is an interesting ornamentation that will surely earn you admiring glances.

chucktaylorupset:

wantonlywindswept:

chucktaylorupset:

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

does it look like this

i was picturing this as after a successful writing jaunt but this is so much darker

transdrteeth:

was gonna make a comp of stuff from the various interesting things from th various muppet style guides but this one hit so hard i had t post it on its own

cargopantsman:

fxlthyangxl:

headspace-hotel:

technoturian:

prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

This is the most accurate post on anxiety ever.

I wonder if someone living in a world with constant surveillance and a highly unjust, retributive criminal justice system might hypothetically feel this way…really makes you think

dagny-hashtaggart:

breadcunt:

prisonhannibal:

My favorite banned terms on this site are “suicide prevention” and “safe sex”

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

fieldbears:

bubblegum-gf:

tumblr isn’t a social media it’s a farmers market and the people you follow are the vendors and your mutuals are regulars and sometimes a person I buy pumpkins from will start selling realistic models of sailboats and damn i’m not gonna buy any but I will come by and compliment you on your sailboats

Sometimes the bakery stall that’s been selling top tier muffins and bread for years all of a sudden has an entire table dedicated to moss balls wearing little hats. and the correct response to that is “okay! happy for you!”